Come on a journey, we’ll take you away
Here you will spend 12 hours of your day
Apple boxes for you, and pancakes galore
No this is not a grocery store
It’s a film set you bimbo, don’t you know this is film school
Weekends for parties? Oh you know your not that cool
Have fun waking up at a quarter to four
That’s AM, an hour you’ve not seen before
All the terms and procedures, I can’t even begin
A C-47?! Why can’t you call it a clothes pin?!
Abbreviations are a bitch, you’ll never regroup
AC, AD, UPM, It’s alphabet soup!
Don’t forget PA, PD and DP
I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be!
Its not hard to prove we’re the coolest around
Oh wait, one second, we’re holding for sound
If you got good crafty, go on, take a bite
It’s fine cause our DP needs more time to light
It’s lunch girl, you’ve only got 6 hours more!
Suck it up, bitch, it’s film school, and that means it’s war!
And we all persevere, as our energies fade
Cause at the end of the day were getting a film made
This is what we love, no better place to be
And that’s why we’re struggling for the film industry :))